Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

4.5 Score

2009 • 1h 49min • PG-13 • Action, Adventure, Thriller, Fantasy

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

"Meet Darren. He's sixteen going on immortal."

When Darren Shan is taken to a circus that's chock-full of sideshow oddities, he meets a vampire and receives a life-changing bite on the neck.

IMDb 5.8

RT 37%

MC 43

Director

Paul Weitz

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Paul Weitz

Darren Shan

Brian Helgeland

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Chris Massoglia

Darren Shan

John C. Reilly

Larten Crepsley

Josh Hutcherson

Steve

Patrick Fugit

Evra the Snake Boy

Salma Hayek Pinault

Madame Truska

Jessica Carlson

Rebecca

Michael Cerveris

Mr. Tiny

Ray Stevenson

Murlaugh

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Chris Massoglia Darren Shan

John C. Reilly Larten Crepsley

Josh Hutcherson Steve

Patrick Fugit Evra the Snake Boy

Salma Hayek Pinault Madame Truska

Jessica Carlson Rebecca

Michael Cerveris Mr. Tiny

Ray Stevenson Murlaugh

Morgan Saylor Annie

Don McManus Mr. Shan

Ken Watanabe Mr. Tall

Orlando Jones Alexander Ribs

Frankie Faison Rhamus Twobellies

Willem Dafoe Gavner Purl

Kristen Schaal Gertha Teeth

Patrick Breen Mr. Kersey

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