"This is the story of a 400lb alien who eats Italian..... Not the food though.... The People"
A humanoid alien lands on earth, and soon discovers he likes to eat Italian. Italian people, that is. Incompetent detective McSorely is the only one with a clue about what's going on, and even his grasp of the situation isn't too firm. The rest of the police force thinks he's crazy, while the alien continues sampling the Italian cuisine of New York City.
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Ron SilverMickey McSorely
Sharon SharthJudge Cheryl Cohen (...
Pat RyanMurray Creature (as...
John J. FlemingPolice Captain
Robert SilverPusher
Mimi CecchiniGrandmother
Tony MoundroukasZepoli Kid
Frank NastasiPick-Up Driver
Peter WaldrenDinkleman
Gabriel BarreMime
Ruth JaroslowCrossing Guard
George Peter RyanNarcotics Cop
Lou CriscuoloItalian Ices Vendor
Tom MardirosianScarpetti
Louis TurenneDr. Gretel
Matt FischelDistrict Attorney
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