4.3 Score

2009 • 1h 58min • PG-13 • Science Fiction, Action, Adventure, Thriller

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

"When all else fails, they don't."

From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.

IMDb 5.7

RT 33%

MC 32

Director

Stephen Sommers

Writers

Stuart Beattie

David Elliot

Paul Lovett

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Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Heavy Duty

Christopher Eccleston

McCullen / Destro

Lee Byung-hun

Storm Shadow

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The Doctor / Rex

Sienna Miller

Ana Lewis / Baroness

Rachel Nichols

Scarlet

Ray Park

Snake Eyes

Jonathan Pryce

U.S. President

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Christopher Eccleston McCullen / Destro

Lee Byung-hun Storm Shadow

Joseph Gordon-Levitt The Doctor / Rex

Sienna Miller Ana Lewis / Baroness

Rachel Nichols Scarlet

Ray Park Snake Eyes

Jonathan Pryce U.S. President

Saïd Taghmaoui Breaker

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