6.4 Score

1999 • 1h 26min • R • Comedy

Guest House Paradiso

"Pay to check in... pray to check out!"

Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!

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Director

Adrian Edmondson

Writers

Rik Mayall

Adrian Edmondson

Composer

Colin Towns

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Rik Mayall

Richie Twat

Adrian Edmondson

Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba

Bill Nighy

Mr. Johnson

Kate Ashfield

Mrs. Hardy

Steven O'Donnell

Chef

Fenella Fielding

Mrs. Foxfur

Vincent Cassel

Gino Bolognese

Hélène Mahieu

Gina Carbonara

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Steven O'Donnell Chef

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