7.6
Score
Budget$1.5M
Box office$1.7M
LanguageEN
CountriesUnited States of America
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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- Carmen Navis Production Design
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- Kaili Corcoran Set Decoration
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- Kalani Akuna Graphic Designer
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- Bridget Rafferty Property Master
- Janelle Jones Assistant Property Master
- Pierre Rovira Construction Coordinator
- Hassan Rahim Main Title Designer
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- Elizabeth Warn Costume Design
- Sarit Klein Makeup Department Head
- Pamela May Hair Department Head
- Michelle Waldron Key Makeup Artist
- John Nunn On Set Dresser
- Nina Bova Assistant Costume Designer
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- Filipe Messeder Supervising Sound Editor
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