Mean Machine
5.4 Score
Budget$2.8M
Box office$7.3M
LanguageEN
CountriesUnited Kingdom
2001 1h 39m R Comedy Drama

Mean Machine

It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Crew
Director Barry Skolnick Writer Charlie Fletcher Writer Chris Baker Writer Tracy Keenan Wynn

Top Cast

Vinnie Jones Danny Meehan David Kelly Doc David Hemmings Governor Ralph Brown Burton Vas Blackwood Massive Robbie Gee Trojan Geoff Bell Ratchett

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