The Cottage
"Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably"
In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
Paul Andrew Williams
The Cottage (2008)
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