2.2 Score

2013 • 1h 28min • PG-13 • Comedy

Scary Movie 5

"Evil is coming. Bring protection."

Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon.

IMDb 3.6

RT 4%

MC 11

Director

Malcolm D. Lee

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David Zucker

Pat Proft

Phil Beauman

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Ashley French

Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Molly Shannon

Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson

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Simon Rex Dan Sanders

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Gracie Whitton Kathy

Ava Kolker Lily

Heather Locklear Barbara

Molly Shannon Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice)

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