SwampDonkey's Movie Reviews

Tom & Jerry (2021)

😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained +1

Plot

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Plot

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Plot

Worked for me Great pacing Satisfying ending

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Office Romance (2026)

😲 Shocked 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Acting Plot

Best: Jennifer Lopez

Emotions

😲 Shocked 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Acting

Worked for me Great chemistry Scene-stealer moments Best: Jennifer Lopez, Brett Goldstein

Plot

Worked for me Sharp dialogue Genuinely funny

Hai Jawani Toh Ishq Hona Hai (2026)

😍 Delighted 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Acting Plot

Best: Varun Dhawan

Emotions

😍 Delighted 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Varun Dhawan

Plot

Worked for me Great comedic timing Nailed the balance

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun

Plot

Emotions

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun

Plot

Didn't work for me Humor fell flat Trying too hard

Final thoughts

💸 Cash-grab sequel

Spa Weekend (2026)

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused

GOAT (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 😊 Wholesome

Acting Plot

Best: Gabrielle Union

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 😊 Wholesome

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Gabrielle Union, Caleb McLaughlin, Stephen Curry

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny Tight script

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Gorgeous animation

Shrek (2001)

🙂 Enjoyed 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Scary Movie (2000)

😂 Amused 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Emotions

😂 Amused 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Didn't work for me Humor fell flat Formulaic

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed 🙄 Annoyed

Acting Plot

Best: Don Cheadle

Emotions

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Didn't work for me but also: Strong performances Best: Don Cheadle

Plot

Didn't work for me Formulaic Recycled story

Final thoughts

💸 Cash-grab sequel

The Menu (2022)

😞 Disappointed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Acting Plot

Best: Nicholas Hoult

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Nicholas Hoult, Ralph Fiennes

Plot

Didn't work for me Humor fell flat Formulaic but also: Something to say

Idiots (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 😵 Confused

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 😵 Confused

Plot

Didn't work for me Tonal mess but also: Something to say

Toy Story 5 (2026)

🍿 Entertained 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 😊 Wholesome +1

Acting Plot

Best: Joan Cusack

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 😊 Wholesome 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Emotional range Scene-stealer moments Best: Joan Cusack, Tom Hanks, Tim Allen

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Bursting with style

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service 🏆 Lived up to it 🔥 Return to form

Tony (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Antonio Banderas

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Antonio Banderas, Emilia Jones, Dominic Sessa

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Something to say but also: Hit and miss

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Nimrods (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused

Plot

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused

Plot

Didn't work for me Formulaic Recycled story but also: Genuinely funny

The Odyssey (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied 🧐 Curious

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Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied 🧐 Curious

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Fresh storytelling

Scary Movie (2026)

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun 🥹 Nostalgic +1

Plot

Emotions

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun 🥹 Nostalgic ⚖️ Conflicted

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny Fresh storytelling but also: Trying too hard

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service 🔥 Return to form

Little Brother (2026)

😞 Disappointed 📉 Let Down ⚖️ Conflicted

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

🍿 Entertained 😊 Wholesome 🥹 Nostalgic +1

Acting Plot

Best: Jack Black

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 😊 Wholesome 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Great chemistry Scene-stealer moments Best: Jack Black, Anya Taylor-Joy, Benny Safdie

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Big set pieces

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service 🔥 Return to form

Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic +1

Acting Plot

Best: Dave Bautista

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Dave Bautista

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Great pacing

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Kick-ass fights

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🚀 Hyped 🥹 Nostalgic

Zootopia 2 (2025)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😊 Wholesome +1

Acting Plot

Best: Ke Huy Quan

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😊 Wholesome 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Great chemistry Best: Ke Huy Quan

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Great twist(s)

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