slowburns

Reviewer • Joined January 2026

nothing happens for 90 minutes and i love it

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Remarkably Bright Creatures (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy

I Want Your Sex (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued

The Housemaid (2025)

🍿 Entertained 😌 Satisfied

The Odyssey (2026)

😡 Angry 🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Plot

Emotions

😡 Angry 🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Fresh storytelling

😲 Shocked 🕵️ Intrigued 🕯️ Creeped Out +1

Acting Plot

Best: Julia Garner

Emotions

😲 Shocked 🕵️ Intrigued 🕯️ Creeped Out 😨 Terrified

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Austin Abrams

Plot

Worked for me Nail-biting suspense Fresh storytelling

😍 Delighted 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic +1

Acting Plot

Best: Antonio Banderas

Emotions

😍 Delighted 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Antonio Banderas, Emilia Jones, Dominic Sessa

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Nailed the balance

The Vast of Night (2019)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🧐 Curious +1

Acting Plot

Best: Sierra McCormick

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🧐 Curious 🥶 Goosebumps

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Great chemistry Best: Sierra McCormick, Jake Horowitz

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Nail-biting suspense

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🍿 Entertained

The End of Oak Street (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

😐 Meh 🙄 Annoyed

Hadestown: The Musical (2026)

😍 Delighted 🍿 Entertained 💞 Swooning

The Samurai and the Prisoner (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied

Acting Visuals

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Disclosure Day (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Backrooms (2026)

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 😖 Dread +1

Acting Plot

Best: Chiwetel Ejiofor

Emotions

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 😖 Dread 🧐 Curious

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Renate Reinsve

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Great pacing

Visuals

Worked for me Lighting / mood Memorable imagery

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting Plot

Best: Ram Charan

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Ram Charan, Shiva Rajkumar

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Something to say but also: Hit and miss

Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013)

😬 Uneasy 😵‍💫 Disturbed 🕵️ Intrigued +1

Acting Visuals

Best: Stellan Skarsgård Worst: Sophie Kennedy Clark

Emotions

😬 Uneasy 😵‍💫 Disturbed 🕵️ Intrigued ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Stellan Skarsgård, Charlotte Gainsbourg Worst: Sophie Kennedy Clark

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

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