DinoParkRanger's Movie Reviews

M3GAN (2022)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🤣 Hilarious +1

Acting Plot

Best: Millen Baird

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🤣 Hilarious 🎭 Campy Fun

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Millen Baird

Plot

Worked for me Nail-biting suspense Nailed the balance

Daniel and the Fiery Furnace (2026)

🥺 Moved 😊 Wholesome 😭 Tearjerker

Acting Plot

Best: Elijah Alexander

Emotions

🥺 Moved 😊 Wholesome 😭 Tearjerker

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Elijah Alexander, Mena Massoud

Plot

Worked for me Satisfying ending Believable

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

😍 Delighted 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped

Captain Marvel (2019)

😡 Angry 😵 Confused 🙄 Annoyed

Acting Plot

Worst: Samuel L. Jackson

Emotions

😡 Angry 😵 Confused 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Didn't work for me Miscast Paper-thin characters Worst: Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Brie Larson

Plot

Didn't work for me Predictable Confusing / messy

Visuals

Worked for me Great CGI

Final thoughts

📚 Need the homework

Wicked: For Good (2025)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Ariana Grande

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Emotional range Scene-stealer moments Best: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo

Plot

Worked for me Climactic payoff Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Visually stunning

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it

Greenland (2020)

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Nail-biting suspense

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Tom Holland

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Tom Holland, Michael Keaton, Zendaya

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Nailed the balance

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 🙄 Annoyed

Acting Plot

Worst: Scarlett Johansson

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Didn't work for me Miscast Paper-thin characters Worst: Scarlett Johansson

Plot

Didn't work for me Sloppy script Recycled story

Visuals

Worked for me Great CGI

Final thoughts

💸 Cash-grab sequel

Backrooms (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Under the Silver Lake (2018)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic 🧐 Curious +1

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic 🧐 Curious ⚖️ Conflicted

Plot

Worked for me Something to say Fresh storytelling

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

The Bride! (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun

Plot Visuals

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun

Plot

Worked for me Easy to follow

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

The Dog Stars (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🥹 Nostalgic

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🚀 Hyped

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped

Plot Visuals

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged but also: Formulaic

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Descendants: Wicked Wonderland (2026)

😍 Delighted 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained +1

Acting Plot

Best: Kylie Cantrall

Emotions

😍 Delighted 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Kylie Cantrall, Malia Baker, Liamani Segura

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Jaw-dropping effects

Sound

Worked for me Great song choices

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service 🏆 Lived up to it

Project Hail Mary (2026)

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued ⚖️ Conflicted

Plot

Emotions

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued ⚖️ Conflicted

Plot

Didn't work for me No heart but also: Fresh storytelling

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

😞 Disappointed 🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained +1

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic

Plot

Didn't work for me Sloppy script Recycled story but also: Kept me engaged

Visuals

Worked for me Visually stunning Big set pieces

Dune (2021)

🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Acting Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances but also: Paper-thin characters

Plot

Didn't work for me No heart but also: Interesting premise

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Visually stunning

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting Plot

Best: Tom Holland Worst: Zendaya

Emotions

😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances but also: Miscast Best: Tom Holland, Jake Gyllenhaal Worst: Zendaya

Plot

Worked for me Nailed the balance but also: Predictable

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun +1

Acting Plot

Best: Don Cheadle

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Scene-stealer moments Best: Don Cheadle, Gabriel Iglesias, Zendaya

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny but also: Dumb twist(s)

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Great CGI

Final thoughts

🧭 Works on its own

Prometheus (2012)

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 🙄 Annoyed

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Didn't work for me Confusing / messy Plot holes

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Jaw-dropping effects

The Avengers (2012)

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 😌 Satisfied

Acting Plot

Best: Robert Downey Jr.

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Great chemistry Best: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans

Plot

Worked for me Easy to follow

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery but also: CGI overload

Artemis Fowl (2020)

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

Acting Plot

Best: Lara McDonnell Worst: Judi Dench

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

Acting

Didn't work for me Awkward delivery Miscast Best: Lara McDonnell Worst: Judi Dench, Josh Gad, Ferdia Shaw

Plot

Didn't work for me Confusing / messy Sloppy script

Visuals

Didn't work for me Effects looked fake

Sound

Worked for me Boosted the mood

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

🍿 Entertained 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Pedro Pascal

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Pedro Pascal, Jeremy Allen White

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Easy to follow

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

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