CaptainSalazar

The Little Mermaid 2023 1 month ago

★ 8.7 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 🥹 Nostalgic +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals + Sound

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Fresh storytelling +Made me care

Visuals +Memorable imagery +Great CGI BUT −Effects looked fake

Sound +Great song choices

★ Best performances Melissa McCarthy, Jonah Hauer-King, Halle Bailey

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023 1 month ago

★ 6.0 /10 🤷 Mixed

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun

− Plot

Plot −Formulaic

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Wonder Woman 2017 2 months ago

★ 6.6 /10 🤷 Mixed

😞 Disappointed 🕵️ Intrigued ⚖️ Conflicted 💪 Empowered +1

− Acting + Plot

Acting −Wooden / flat −No chemistry

Plot +Interesting premise +Fresh storytelling BUT −Hit and miss

✕ Weakest performances Gal Gadot, Chris Pine

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The Great Wall 2016 2 months ago

★ 8.3 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Believable characters

Plot +Interesting premise +Easy to follow

Visuals +Big set pieces +Jaw-dropping effects

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Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021 1 month ago

★ 3.9 /10 👎 Disliked

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 🙄 Annoyed

− Acting − Plot

Acting −Awkward delivery −Miscast

Plot −Sloppy script −Formulaic

✕ Weakest performances Don Cheadle, LeBron James

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Artemis Fowl 2020 3 months ago

★ 1.4 /10 😤 Hated it

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

− Acting − Plot − Visuals

Acting −Awkward delivery −Miscast

Plot −Confusing / messy −Sloppy script

Visuals −Bad CGI −CGI overload

✕ Weakest performances Josh Gad, Ferdia Shaw, Lara McDonnell

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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021 1 month ago

★ 8.8 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Easy to follow +Climactic payoff

Visuals +Memorable imagery +Jaw-dropping effects

★ Best performances Awkwafina, Tony Leung Chiu-wai, Simu Liu

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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 2 months ago

★ 8.4 /10 👍 Liked it

😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Believable characters

Plot +Kept me engaged +Nailed the balance

Visuals +Memorable imagery +Big set pieces

★ Best performances Jack Black, Charlie Day, Anya Taylor-Joy

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Mortal Kombat II 2026 2 months ago

★ 7.0 /10 👍 Liked it

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained

The Magic Faraway Tree 2026 1 month ago

★ 5.0 /10 🤷 Mixed

😞 Disappointed 🥱 Bored

Shrek 2001 2 months ago

★ 4.9 /10 👎 Disliked

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed

Swapped 2026 2 months ago

★ 9.8 /10 🤩 Loved it

😍 Delighted 🙂 Enjoyed 🍿 Entertained

Nimrods 2026 2 months ago

★ 7.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Ice Cream Man 2026 2 months ago

★ 3.8 /10 👎 Disliked

😞 Disappointed 🙄 Annoyed

Spider-Man: Brand New Day 2026 2 months ago

★ 8.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 😌 Satisfied

+ Acting + Plot

Acting +Strong performances +Emotional range

Plot +Interesting premise +Made me care

★ Best performance Tom Holland

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Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender 2026 2 months ago

★ 4.7 /10 👎 Disliked

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 📉 Let Down

− Plot + Visuals

Plot −Slow / dragged −Sloppy script

Visuals +Big set pieces +Jaw-dropping effects

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Hadestown: The Musical 2026 2 months ago

★ 9.8 /10 🤩 Loved it

😍 Delighted 🚀 Hyped 💞 Swooning

The Odyssey 2026 2 months ago

★ 8.9 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied

Descendants: Wicked Wonderland 2026 3 months ago

★ 8.7 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🥹 Nostalgic +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals + Sound

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments BUT −Paper-thin characters

Plot +Kept me engaged +Fresh storytelling

Visuals +Cinematography +Killer costumes

Sound +Great song choices

★ Best performances Awkwafina, Kiara T. Romero, Alexandro Byrd

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Enola Holmes 3 2026 3 months ago

★ 4.9 /10 👎 Disliked

😞 Disappointed 📉 Let Down ⚖️ Conflicted

− Acting − Plot

Acting −Overacting −Miscast

Plot −Dumb twist(s) −Felt fake

✕ Weakest performance Sharon Duncan-Brewster

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Mortal Kombat 2021 3 months ago

★ 8.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied +1

+ Acting + Plot

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Easy to follow +Fan service

★ Best performances Hiroyuki Sanada, Josh Lawson, Joe Taslim

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