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Aquaman 2018 1 week ago

★ 8.3 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Great pacing +Nailed the balance BUT −No heart

Visuals +Production design +Jaw-dropping effects

★ Best performances Amber Heard, Jason Momoa

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 1 month ago

★ 9.7 /10 🤩 Loved it

🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Kept me engaged +Climactic payoff

Visuals +Big set pieces +Jaw-dropping effects

★ Best performances Andy Serkis, Bernard Hill

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003 4 days ago

★ 8.4 /10 👍 Liked it

🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

+ Acting + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Visuals +Production design +Jaw-dropping effects

★ Best performances Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp

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Barbie 2023 1 month ago

★ 8.7 /10 👍 Liked it

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Genuinely funny +Made me care

Visuals +Production design +Memorable imagery

★ Best performances Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling

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Matchbox the Movie 2026 1 week ago

★ 2.0 /10 😤 Hated it

😞 Disappointed 🥱 Bored 🙄 Annoyed

− Plot

Plot −Formulaic −Tonal mess

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007 1 week ago

★ 8.6 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Great pacing +Tight script

Visuals +Production design +Memorable imagery

★ Best performances Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Imelda Staunton

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Frankenstein 2025 2 weeks ago

★ 8.5 /10 👍 Liked it

😡 Angry 🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved ⚖️ Conflicted +1

+ Acting − Plot + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Emotional range

Plot −Heavy-handed message BUT +Made me care

Visuals +Memorable imagery +Visually stunning

★ Best performances Oscar Isaac, Mia Goth, Jacob Elordi

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975 1 week ago

★ 7.9 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🤣 Hilarious 🎭 Campy Fun

+ Acting + Plot

Acting +Scene-stealer moments BUT −Overacting

Plot +Genuinely funny BUT −Sloppy script

★ Best performance Tim Curry

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In Your Dreams 2025 1 month ago

★ 9.0 /10 🤩 Loved it

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 😊 Wholesome

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001 1 month ago

★ 8.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic

Where Eagles Dare 1968 3 weeks ago

★ 8.4 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

+ Acting + Plot

Acting +Strong performances

Plot +Interesting premise +Great twist(s)

★ Best performances Clint Eastwood, Richard Burton

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Saccharine 2026 2 weeks ago

★ 7.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🤮 Grossed Out 🕵️ Intrigued 🕯️ Creeped Out

Ne Zha 2 2025 3 weeks ago

★ 9.0 /10 🤩 Loved it

🥺 Moved 😂 Amused 🔥 Pumped 🫀 Adrenaline Rush +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals + Sound

Acting +Great chemistry +Emotional range

Plot +Great twist(s) +Nailed the balance BUT −Slow / dragged

Visuals +Gorgeous animation +Jaw-dropping effects

Sound +Boosted the mood

★ Best performances Lu Yanting, Han Mo

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Forgotten Island 2026 3 weeks ago

★ 7.6 /10 👍 Liked it

😍 Delighted 🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun

Aladdin 2019 1 month ago

★ 7.9 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😊 Wholesome

+ Acting + Plot

Acting +Strong performances +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Easy to follow

★ Best performance Will Smith

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KPop Demon Hunters 2025 2 months ago

★ 8.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained

+ Plot + Sound

Plot +Kept me engaged +Fresh storytelling

Sound +Songs stole the show

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Wicked: For Good 2025 2 months ago

★ 8.0 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🥹 Nostalgic +1

+ Acting + Visuals

Acting +Strong performances +Great chemistry

Visuals +Killer costumes

★ Best performances Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 2017 1 month ago

★ 8.1 /10 👍 Liked it

😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained

+ Acting + Plot

Acting +Great chemistry +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Easy to follow +Genuinely funny

★ Best performances Jack Black, Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart

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Jungle Cruise 2021 1 month ago

★ 8.3 /10 👍 Liked it

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic +1

+ Acting + Plot + Visuals

Acting +Great chemistry +Scene-stealer moments

Plot +Genuinely funny

Visuals +Production design +Big set pieces

★ Best performances Emily Blunt, Dwayne Johnson, Jack Whitehall

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Flow 2024 1 month ago

★ 4.7 /10 👎 Disliked

😞 Disappointed 😵 Confused 🙄 Annoyed

− Plot + Visuals

Plot −Gimmicky storytelling −No heart

Visuals +Visually stunning +Gorgeous animation

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Dolittle 2020 2 months ago

★ 3.1 /10 👎 Disliked

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 🥱 Bored 🙄 Annoyed +1

− Acting − Plot − Visuals − Sound

Acting −Overacting −Miscast

Plot −Confusing / messy −Slow / dragged

Visuals −Bad CGI −Effects looked fake

Sound −Hard to hear dialogue

✕ Weakest performance Robert Downey Jr.

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Moana 2 2024 1 month ago

★ 1.2 /10 😤 Hated it

😞 Disappointed 😵 Confused

Moana 2026 1 month ago

★ 7.0 /10 👍 Liked it

😍 Delighted 🙂 Enjoyed 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy

Project Hail Mary 2026 2 months ago

★ 8.9 /10 👍 Liked it

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied 🧐 Curious

+ Plot

Plot +Kept me engaged +Easy to follow

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