CaptainSalazar

Reviewer • Joined October 2025

pirate movies peaked in 2003 and im ok with that

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Tangled

The Boy and the Heron

Harvey

The Empire Strikes Back

Captain America: Civil War

First Blood

Night Owl

Hot Take

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Marathon

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Reviews 11 Watchlist 0 Lists 0

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed

😍 Delighted 🙂 Enjoyed 🍿 Entertained

🙂 Enjoyed 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Ice Cream Man (2026)

😞 Disappointed 🙄 Annoyed

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 😌 Satisfied

Acting Plot

Best: Tom Holland

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Tom Holland

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Made me care

Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 📉 Let Down

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 📉 Let Down

Plot

Didn't work for me Slow / dragged Sloppy script

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Hadestown: The Musical (2026)

😍 Delighted 🚀 Hyped 💞 Swooning

The Odyssey (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied

Descendants: Wicked Wonderland (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun +1

Acting Plot

Best: Awkwafina

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments but also: Paper-thin characters Best: Awkwafina, Kiara T. Romero, Alexandro Byrd

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Fresh storytelling

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Killer costumes

Sound

Worked for me Great song choices

Final thoughts

🔥 Return to form

Enola Holmes 3 (2026)

😞 Disappointed 📉 Let Down ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting Plot

Worst: Sharon Duncan-Brewster

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 📉 Let Down ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Didn't work for me Overacting Miscast Worst: Sharon Duncan-Brewster

Plot

Didn't work for me Dumb twist(s) Felt fake

Mortal Kombat (2021)

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic +1

Acting Plot

Best: Hiroyuki Sanada

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Hiroyuki Sanada, Josh Lawson, Joe Taslim

Plot

Worked for me Easy to follow Fan service

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