patrick.oshea

Reviewer • Joined October 2025

two stars means i still finished it

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Insidious: Out of the Further (2026)

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared

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Emotions

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared

Plot

Worked for me Great pacing Nail-biting suspense

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Had me jumping

Final thoughts

🔥 Return to form

Resident Evil (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Visuals

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Primetime (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious 👀 Eye-opening

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious 👀 Eye-opening

Plot

Worked for me Believable Something to say

The Odyssey (2026)

😍 Delighted 🙂 Enjoyed 😌 Satisfied

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Sound

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Sound

Worked for me Memorable theme

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic

Sound

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic

Sound

Worked for me Great timing

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared +1

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Plot

Worked for me Nail-biting suspense but also: Sloppy script

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 😎 Badass +1

Acting Plot

Best: Bryce Dallas Howard

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it 🔥 Return to form

Spa Weekend (2026)

😂 Amused 🤣 Hilarious 🥰 Warm & Fuzzy

The Magic Faraway Tree (2026)

🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 😊 Wholesome 🧸 Cozy

Plot

Emotions

🥰 Warm & Fuzzy 😊 Wholesome 🧸 Cozy

Plot

Worked for me Made me care but also: Predictable

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

😍 Delighted 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped +1

Acting Plot

Best: Tom Holland

Emotions

😍 Delighted 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Tom Holland

Plot

Worked for me Tight script Made me care

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it 🔥 Return to form

The End of Oak Street (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained

One Night Only (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Her Private Hell (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 😵 Confused

Hadestown: The Musical (2026)

😍 Delighted 💞 Swooning 😌 Satisfied

Evil Dead Burn (2026)

🤮 Grossed Out 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped +1

Plot Visuals

Emotions

🤮 Grossed Out 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 😌 Satisfied

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged but also: Heavy-handed message

Visuals

Worked for me Jaw-dropping effects Killer practical FX

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