noor.hassan

Buff • Joined January 2026

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Mutiny (2026)

😞 Disappointed 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained

Acting Plot

Best: Jason Statham

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Jason Statham

Plot

Didn't work for me Formulaic but also: Kept me engaged

The Odyssey (2026)

🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Ice Cream Man (2026)

😲 Shocked 🤮 Grossed Out 😂 Amused +1

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😲 Shocked 🤮 Grossed Out 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny Nailed the balance

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Creative kills

I Want Your Sex (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Acting Plot

Best: Cooper Hoffman

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

Acting

Worked for me but also: Awkward delivery Best: Cooper Hoffman

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise

Evil Dead Burn (2026)

😞 Disappointed 🤮 Grossed Out 😖 Dread

Acting Plot

Worst: Alyssa Sutherland

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🤮 Grossed Out 😖 Dread

Acting

Didn't work for me Wooden / flat Worst: Alyssa Sutherland

Plot

Didn't work for me Predictable

Visuals

Worked for me Creative kills

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