slasher87

Reviewer • Joined October 2025

Raised on 80s slashers and it shows.

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Onslaught (2026)

😐 Meh 🥱 Bored

Hokum (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared 🕯️ Creeped Out

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared 🕯️ Creeped Out

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Kept me engaged

Buddy (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🎭 Campy Fun

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Nailed the balance

Smile (2022)

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🕯️ Creeped Out

Acting Plot

Best: Sosie Bacon

Emotions

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🕯️ Creeped Out

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Sosie Bacon

Plot

Worked for me but also: Gimmicky storytelling

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Jaw-dropping effects

Sound

Worked for me Great timing

It Ends (2026)

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved +1

Plot

Emotions

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 😖 Dread

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Nail-biting suspense but also: Slow / dragged

Insidious: Out of the Further (2026)

😱 Scared 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained

The End of Oak Street (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained +1

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 😌 Satisfied

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Made me care

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Passenger (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared 😌 Satisfied

Acting Plot

Best: Jacob Scipio

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😱 Scared 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Jacob Scipio, Lou Llobell, Joseph Lopez

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Nail-biting suspense

Ice Cream Man (2026)

🤮 Grossed Out 😂 Amused 🍿 Entertained +1

Office Romance (2026)

😬 Cringing 😵 Confused 😠 Outraged +1

Acting Plot

Worst: Jennifer Lopez

Emotions

😬 Cringing 😵 Confused 😠 Outraged 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Didn't work for me Awkward delivery Miscast Worst: Jennifer Lopez

Plot

Didn't work for me Formulaic Recycled story

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 🤮 Grossed Out +1

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 🤮 Grossed Out 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Didn't work for me but also: Interesting premise

Visuals

Worked for me Lighting / mood Got under my skin

Michael (2026)

😞 Disappointed 📉 Let Down

Her Private Hell (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😖 Dread 😬 Cringing

Acting Plot

Worst: Sophie Thatcher

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😖 Dread 😬 Cringing

Acting

Didn't work for me Awkward delivery Miscast Worst: Sophie Thatcher

Plot

Didn't work for me Gimmicky storytelling Recycled story

Visuals

Didn't work for me Cheap-looking but also: Memorable imagery

Sound

Worked for me Boosted the mood

They Will Kill You (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained +1

Acting Plot

Best: Zazie Beetz

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Zazie Beetz

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Genuinely funny but also: Gimmicky storytelling

Visuals

Worked for me Lighting / mood Production design

Whistle (2026)

😐 Meh 🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained

Acting Plot

Best: Nick Frost

Emotions

😐 Meh 🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Nick Frost, Dafne Keen, Sophie Nélisse

Plot

Didn't work for me Gimmicky storytelling but also: Kept me engaged

Visuals

Worked for me Creative kills

Backrooms (2026)

😰 Anxious 😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued +1

Plot Visuals

Emotions

😰 Anxious 😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 😖 Dread

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Nail-biting suspense but also: Fizzled finale

Visuals

Didn't work for me but also: Lighting / mood

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

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