moistureFarmer's Movie Reviews

The Creator (2023)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved +1

Acting Plot

Best: John David Washington

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: John David Washington, Madeleine Yuna Voyles

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Visually stunning

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Best: Patrick Stewart Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances but also: Miscast Best: Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

Plankton: The Movie (2025)

🙂 Enjoyed 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Jill Talley

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Jill Talley, Mr. Lawrence

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny

Totally Killer (2023)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Resident Evil (2026)

😡 Angry 🕵️ Intrigued 🙄 Annoyed

Acting Plot

Best: Austin Abrams

Emotions

😡 Angry 🕵️ Intrigued 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Austin Abrams

Plot

Didn't work for me Formulaic Tonal mess

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Where Eagles Dare (1968)

🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped 😎 Badass +1

Acting Plot

Best: Clint Eastwood

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Clint Eastwood, Richard Burton

Plot

Worked for me Great twist(s) Tight script

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Sound

Worked for me Memorable theme

Final thoughts

⏳ Didn't feel its length

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Ewan McGregor

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Ewan McGregor, Ian McDiarmid, Hayden Christensen

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Climactic payoff

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it 🔥 Return to form

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

😍 Delighted 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped

Acting Plot

Best: Oscar Isaac

Emotions

😍 Delighted 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Oscar Isaac, Hailee Steinfeld, Shameik Moore

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Fresh storytelling

Visuals

Worked for me Pulse-pounding action Gorgeous animation

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it

The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied

Acting Plot

Best: Pedro Pascal

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Great chemistry Best: Pedro Pascal, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Vanessa Kirby

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Easy to follow but also: Hit and miss

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Great CGI

By Any Means (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed ⚖️ Conflicted

Avatar (2009)

🕵️ Intrigued 😌 Satisfied 👀 Eye-opening

Thunderbolts* (2025)

🕵️ Intrigued 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Lewis Pullman

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😎 Badass 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Lewis Pullman, Florence Pugh

Plot

Worked for me Made me care Nailed the balance

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Great CGI

Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Will Forte

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Will Forte

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise but also: Formulaic

Visuals

Worked for me Bursting with style Jaw-dropping effects

Sound

Worked for me Boosted the mood

Annihilation (2018)

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Acting Plot

Best: Natalie Portman

Emotions

😬 Uneasy 🕵️ Intrigued 🧐 Curious

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Believable characters Best: Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tessa Thompson

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise but also: Slow / dragged

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Jaw-dropping effects

Greenland (2020)

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Acting Plot

Best: Morena Baccarin

Emotions

😰 Anxious 🕵️ Intrigued 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances but also: Paper-thin characters Best: Morena Baccarin, Gerard Butler

Plot

Didn't work for me Predictable Formulaic

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

🙂 Enjoyed 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Tom Holland

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🔥 Pumped 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Tom Holland, Michael Keaton

Plot

Worked for me Easy to follow Nailed the balance

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

The Bride! (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🎭 Campy Fun +1

Acting Plot

Best: Christian Bale

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 🎭 Campy Fun 💪 Empowered

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Christian Bale, Jessie Buckley

Plot

Worked for me Fresh storytelling Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Production design Bursting with style

Sound

Worked for me Memorable theme

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Dune (2021)

🕵️ Intrigued

The Dog Stars (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😵 Confused

Prometheus (2012)

🕵️ Intrigued 😲 Surprised ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting Plot

Best: Michael Fassbender Worst: Guy Pearce

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 😲 Surprised ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace Worst: Guy Pearce

Plot

Didn't work for me Plot holes but also: Interesting premise

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Plot Visuals

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🥹 Nostalgic 😌 Satisfied

Plot

Worked for me Easy to follow but also: Slow / dragged

Visuals

Worked for me Jaw-dropping effects Killer practical FX

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped

Acting Plot

Best: Rebecca Hall

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances but also: Paper-thin characters Best: Rebecca Hall

Plot

Worked for me Climactic payoff but also: Formulaic

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

🙂 Enjoyed 😂 Amused 🔥 Pumped

Artemis Fowl (2020)

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

Acting Plot

Worst: Josh Gad

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

Acting

Didn't work for me Awkward delivery Miscast Worst: Josh Gad

Plot

Didn't work for me Confusing / messy Sloppy script

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