quartermile

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She Said (2022)

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 👀 Eye-opening

Acting Plot

Best: Patricia Clarkson

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🥺 Moved 👀 Eye-opening

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Believable characters Best: Patricia Clarkson, Carey Mulligan, Zoe Kazan

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Something to say

Oppenheimer (2023)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🤯 Mind-blown +1

Acting Plot

Best: Cillian Murphy

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🤯 Mind-blown 🌫️ Sobering

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Emotional range Best: Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr.

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged Something to say

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Visually stunning

Avatar (2009)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped

Seven Snipers (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Didn't work for me Sloppy script Tonal mess

The Crow (2024)

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed 🙄 Annoyed

Acting Plot

Worst: Bill Skarsgård

Emotions

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Didn't work for me Wooden / flat No chemistry Worst: Bill Skarsgård, FKA twigs

Plot

Didn't work for me Fizzled finale Recycled story

Visuals

Didn't work for me Bland action Effects looked fake

Mayday (2026)

😞 Disappointed 🥱 Bored 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🥱 Bored 🙄 Annoyed

Plot

Didn't work for me Predictable Slow / dragged

They Will Kill You (2026)

🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass

Plot Visuals

Emotions

🎭 Campy Fun 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass

Plot

Worked for me Genuinely funny Made me care

Visuals

Worked for me Brutal fights Creative kills

Pearl Harbor (2001)

😞 Disappointed 🥱 Bored 🙄 Annoyed

Acting Plot

Worst: Ben Affleck

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🥱 Bored 🙄 Annoyed

Acting

Didn't work for me Overacting Paper-thin characters Worst: Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale

Plot

Didn't work for me Predictable Slow / dragged but also: Climactic payoff

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Final thoughts

🐘 Overlong

Masters of the Universe (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic +1

Acting Plot

Best: Idris Elba

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😂 Amused 🥹 Nostalgic ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances but also: Miscast Best: Idris Elba, Jared Leto, Nicholas Galitzine

Plot

Didn't work for me Slow / dragged Tonal mess

Visuals

Worked for me Production design Jaw-dropping effects

Final thoughts

🐘 Overlong

Onslaught (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🔥 Pumped 😎 Badass

Plot Visuals

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🔥 Pumped 😎 Badass

Plot

Worked for me Tight script

Visuals

Worked for me Cinematography Memorable imagery

Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

Acting Plot

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😡 Angry 📉 Let Down

Acting

Didn't work for me Wooden / flat

Plot

Didn't work for me Confusing / messy No tension

GOAT (2026)

😐 Meh 😞 Disappointed

The Gorge (2025)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped

Acting Plot

Best: Miles Teller

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🔥 Pumped

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Believable characters Best: Miles Teller, Anya Taylor-Joy

Plot

Worked for me Reveal payoff Fresh storytelling

Visuals

Worked for me Production design Great CGI

Sound

Worked for me Immersive sound design

Girls Like Girls (2026)

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy ⚖️ Conflicted

Plot

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 😬 Uneasy ⚖️ Conflicted

Plot

Didn't work for me Heavy-handed message No heart

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

😞 Disappointed 🍿 Entertained 📉 Let Down +1

Acting Plot

Worst: Sigourney Weaver

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🍿 Entertained 📉 Let Down ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Didn't work for me Wooden / flat Miscast Worst: Sigourney Weaver

Plot

Didn't work for me Slow / dragged Recycled story

Sound

Worked for me Memorable theme

Final thoughts

🦸 Fan service

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

😞 Disappointed 🍿 Entertained 📉 Let Down +1

Acting Plot

Best: Karl Urban

Emotions

😞 Disappointed 🍿 Entertained 📉 Let Down ⚖️ Conflicted

Acting

Worked for me Scene-stealer moments Best: Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph

Plot

Didn't work for me Hit and miss but also: Fresh storytelling

The Debt Collector (2026)

🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass 😌 Satisfied

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🚀 Hyped +1

Acting Plot

Best: Tom Holland

Emotions

🍿 Entertained 🔥 Pumped 🚀 Hyped 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Tom Holland

Plot

Worked for me Fresh storytelling

Visuals

Worked for me Big set pieces Jaw-dropping effects

Final thoughts

🏆 Lived up to it 🔥 Return to form

The Odyssey (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass

Acting

Best: Matt Damon

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 😎 Badass

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, Zendaya

Normal (2026)

😐 Meh 🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained

Acting Plot

Best: Bob Odenkirk

Emotions

😐 Meh 🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Best: Bob Odenkirk

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Kept me engaged

Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender (2026)

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting Plot

Best: Ke Huy Quan

Emotions

🙂 Enjoyed 🕵️ Intrigued 🥹 Nostalgic

Acting

Worked for me Strong performances Scene-stealer moments Best: Ke Huy Quan, Dee Bradley Baker, Steven Yeun

Plot

Worked for me Kept me engaged but also: No heart

Visuals

Worked for me Memorable imagery Visually stunning

One Mile: Chapter One (2026)

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Plot

Emotions

🕵️ Intrigued 🍿 Entertained 🫀 Adrenaline Rush

Plot

Worked for me Interesting premise Kept me engaged

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